I'm a swimmer. I happen to have a sculpted ass thank you. I'm actually considering cosplayin him. so LAY OFF!
I think I would make a good Hughes. I'm a tad shorter than him, but I can do his schtick quite well and already wear glasses. I'd only need to let my chin hair grow for about twenty hours to attain the proper stubble. Now I just need to find mockup pictures of his daughter to hand out to random strangers...
I am not a swimmer, but I've been told my ass is "yummy" and "squeezeable." these are actual quotes, God help me. ^^;;