try to make it funny
OK, now I thought of a few (hopefully there’s something you like).
How do you know you have a total idiot working in the M&Ms factory? You have someone trying to sort out the Ms, the 3s, the Es, and the Ws.
When cavemen got angry, they would scream and beat the ground with a stick. You still find that in modern day men. It’s called golf.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world – those who understand binary code, and those who don’t.