HAHAHA!!!
Sorry, I don't mean to laugh at your misfortune, but that story was absolutely outrageous. I live in the suburbs of Baltimore and I know that there are some places of the city you don't want to walk through at night. I also paid a hobo to dance on Saturday and took a picture of it... but he was already dancing before that! It still felt like prostitution though.
I also think it's hilarious that everyone is mourning the loss of my stolen poster. You guys are great. ^_~