Yes, there was a dead guy....
it was Friday night after the show, and we were all hungry, there were a bunch of mishaps as it was so we just wanted some food and then to go back to the hotel.
As we walked across the street, mike and I were talking, theres a guy getting slapped around, by some other guy, they guy who's being slapped, slumps over in his chair, while the other guy looks at him now being slumped over, looks at us, and runs away.
Michael then looks, and watches, sees he's not breathing, or moving, or anything. Looks at me, and says Oh my gosh, that man is dead.
We go inside the bar, and tell the bartender/owner of the place, as we start to go back outside to the dead man, michael spills a womans beer, and she goes hey! I tell her, Um, theres a dead guy outside, she says, oh, well ok.
WE go back outside, and the owner starts slapping him, yelling at him, while the dead corpse doesn't move at all. he just stays slumped over.
She moves the dead man's hands up , trying to take a pulse, and says, I think he's ok... As soon as she lets go of his hands, they immediately go right back into the same position as they were before, as riggamordis had already set in. She looks at him one more time and says, He's fine. and runs back inside.
AT which point, we now decide, we better go tell the cops. So we see a county police car driving by, michael immediately flags the car down. and tells the cop that the dead guy is right here, can we get some help? he replies to mike, Sorry, This is out of my jurisdiction. You should call 911. and drives off. To which mike and I were like, WHAT THE HECK!!?!?!? Mike says, Whatever happened to protect and Serve!/?!?!?
We go call 911. They tell us, sorry we can't do anything cause he's on private property. The bar owner has to call before we can claim the dead body.
So we decided to get the heck out of there, as we walked a bit further up the road, we saw a constable. We told him what happened, and said he's getting beaten up. THe constable tells us, well he's dead, so it's not like he minds. Don't worry about it.
To which as soon as we left, I busted out Laughing, because this was just too horrific and insane. I mean, a man LITERALLY Keeled over, and NO ONE was gonna help him..
Which made us realize that We could murder someone and drag them to someone's lawn and be long gone before it was reported. LOL
so that's the story of the dead guy. Got it Venus? It was a very LONG night.
