Yo Moma Jokes

[Itinerant]

It's pretty dead around here. Maybe opening a new topic will liven things up a bit, or not (it hasn't worked before) but let's try it anyway.

Have you guys heard any good Yo Mama jokes recently? Do you have any you'd like to share?  Post a few (please, post a few, meaning 3 at most, no long lists!)

Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with an application.
Your mamma is so fat, when God said let there be light,she had to move!
Yo mamma's so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

[Red Comet]

Yeah, I got a few...

Yo mama's so fat she makes Jabba the Hut look anorexic
Yo mama's so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat that when she walks around on high heels, she strikes oil.

[Itinerant]

ha ha ha!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats.
yo mamma's so fat that when she jumped up in the air she got stuck!
Yo mamma's so ugly, she scares away roaches.

[Warky]

Your Chocobo's So Round, he makes a Poke'ball look flat.

Your Chocobo's So big, Jenova rides her to destroy other planets.

Your Chocobo's breath is SO bad, it chases away Miasma.

^^ kweh. ^^

[Itinerant]

... BWA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ArkinaSwanPrincess]

Your Momma's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Your Momma's so fat she jumped into the sea with the whales and started singing "we are family"
Your Momma's so fat the mistook her toenail for a dinosaur fossil