Question and Answers

[Enma Daio]

A: That penny is left in a shallow, plastic, blue container on the counter of a 7-11 and forgotten

Q: How much wood could a wood-chuck-chuck if a wood-chuck...just pwned my ass in Team Fortress 2 again -_-;;;

[Red Comet]

A: A whole forest's worth of wood!

Q: Do you believe in creatiolutionism?
( if you don't know where I'm quoting from, look here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1yitx-KxR4 )

[Itinerant]

A: No. I belong to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray...

I think I'll take this topic back to its original inane roots

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck... Ahh! No!! Not that stupid question again!!!

*ahem*

Do fish get thirsty?

[AlTheiuMaster]

A: Yes they can, and they die.

Qn: How many people does it take to join hands together and measure up to the
Great Wall (Of China)?

[namo]

A: About 27.... give or take a hundred thousand people

Qn: If I were to, theoretically, throw a diamond off the empire state building, would it break when it hits the ground with all its force?

[Red Comet]

A: Yes (and no, I'm not sure)

Q: What is love?

[namo]

A: YTMND is love

Q: Who killed Kaji (I can't believe people actually try to debate this....)

[Itinerant]

A: I did!! (there,end of debate)

Q: How many grams are in a pound?

[namo]

A: Possibly a real number, but I would venture to say an imaginary number, symbolized by i

Q: Are Jesus and Santa Claus best friends?

[Red Comet]

A: No, because Jesus lived around 0 AD and St. Nicolas lived around 300 AD


Q: Here's a question that you might find hard - Do you like Kirk or do you like Picard?
(*singing* I'm just too white and nerdy, I'm just too white and nerdy, Can't you see I'm white and nerdy, Look at me I'm white and nerdy)

If you don't know where I'm quoting from, look here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6eswhgOKk

[namo]

A: I hate them both

EDIT: Question may have been keeping people from replying.....

Q: Where... is.... the BATMAN (obvious Dark Knight reference)

[Itinerant]

Q: Where... is.... the BATMAN (obvious Dark Knight reference)

A: *sigh*  I really wish people would just stop asking that. I just don't see what the big deal is all about. He lives in my garage! I've tried to get him to go away, but he just wont leave...! I even tried bug spray once, but when I woke up on the floor with a bump on the back of my head, I decided it was best to just stop trying.

(Buddhists ask this one...)
Q: What is the sound of one hand clapping?

[namo]

A: A noise similar to that of a rock singing

Q: Is there anyone here who doesn't know that (spoilers, highlight to read) Spike dies?

[AlTheiuMaster]

A: I didn't know that.
Q: How do you look left and right at the same time?

[DN-Lover]

Talent

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