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Offline Itinerant

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Question and Answers
« on: July 01, 2008, 05:56:32 AM »
Well since I have ... uh temporarily returned from my temporary leave of absence, let me reintroduce myself by doing something that I do best: starting a new funny topic!

Welcome to the question and answer game!

Here are the rules: First, I am make a question "Q:" and the next one who replies makes an answer "A:" and then posts a new question "Q:"

Don’t worry about giving the right answers. There are no right answers. It’s all up to your imagination!  :D

Example:
Person A: Why is the house outside?
Person B: Because we couldn’t afford to build it inside
              How many quarts are in a gallon?
Person C: There are seventeen thousand kzillion billion jillion!... and I hate you.
            Why is math so boring?
etc... (person C seems a bit vindictive... :shock: )

I’ll start:
               
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Offline Graceria

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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2008, 09:12:52 AM »
About 6 cords if he had a catapult!

What's the distance between the sun and the earth?
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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2008, 12:30:04 PM »
About the same as the distance between the earth and the sun.

What is the meaning of life? :D
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2008, 03:59:14 PM »
A: To give life meaning. :D

Q: Is it peanut butter jelly time?
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Re: Question and Answers
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 10:44:23 PM »
A: Of course always has been
Q: Grapefruit always fall...
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 10:46:12 PM »
A: In my eyes! Ahhhgg!

Q: If a man and a half and a woman and a half had a baby and a half, how many pancakes would it take to shingle the roof of the dogs house?
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Re: Question and Answers
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2008, 12:35:02 PM »
A: Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q: How much fud could a fud pucker puck if a fud pucker could puck fud?
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Re: Question and Answers
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2008, 12:32:42 AM »
A: pudkfukududgfffeaahhh! (I couldn't even pronounce the question!)
Q: How many weeks are in a light year?
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Offline RetardedRaven

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« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2008, 11:18:16 PM »
A: Depends on the light averaging at orange
Q: If cats ate the 42 the side effect usually contains a hint of blue and chicken yet if they explode what flavor is produced
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« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2008, 01:33:09 PM »
A: Um... strawberry?...

Q: What happens if an irresistible force meets an unmovable object? :lol:
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Re: Question and Answers
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2008, 04:09:16 PM »
A: humming birds begin mating

Q: isn't it a bit disturbing that doctors call what they do "practice"?

(hey, you guys don't have to make all of the questions you ask totally nonsense. Truth be told, I think this game is much funnier when the questions we ask actually make a little sense, like that questions asked by Graceria, even if the answers we give make no sense, like Venus' response thereto)
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« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2008, 07:12:57 PM »
A: No, we are the guinea pigs of life.

Q: What is infinity times infinity?
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2008, 12:03:48 AM »
A: infinity2, of course

Q: What was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, with civilians looking on in total awe? (hint: the fight raged on for a century, many lives were claimed, but eventually, the champion stood, the rest saw their better, Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater)
( if you don't know where I'm quoting from, look here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA )
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Offline Venus, Queen of Faeries

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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2008, 01:05:24 AM »
A: World War II. D: [/unfunny]

Q: Can YOU name all 151 PKMN?! [/old skool]

(I'm sorry, I'm pretty lame tonight. I'll try to be better next time.)
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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2008, 02:54:54 PM »
A: Can you?

Q: If a ninja and a ninja moose got into a fight who would win?

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