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Offline Wordsmith

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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2008, 11:49:44 AM »
Wish granted, my dear!

You now see infrared and ultraviolet lights!  Oh, go, you!  Hey... wait... where'd the rest of the light spectrum go?

I wish I had a pool filled with ice cubes.  Mm, ice cubes.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2008, 09:52:31 PM »
WISH GRANTED!

You're pool is filled with Ice Cubes...that is, tiny clones of the rapper, all rapping in unison non-stop until you eventually go insane

I wish I could fly...
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2008, 11:34:51 PM »
Quote from: Enma Daio on March 17, 2008, 09:52:31 PM
WISH GRANTED!

You're pool is filled with Ice Cubes...that is, tiny clones of the rapper, all rapping in unison non-stop until you eventually go insane

I wish I could fly...

Wish Granted.

You now hover above ground about six feet for 5 seconds before crashing down into the...

I wish for the existence of paradox stuff to be nullified(complicated?)
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2008, 12:37:58 AM »
Wish granted.
There are no more paradoxes, but things aren't nearly as interesting now.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #34 on: April 08, 2008, 03:15:41 PM »
Wish granted.

As soon as you find out, you realise it's not anything spectacular.

I wish I didn't have to take anymore tests.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2008, 09:35:41 AM »
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!!

On you're way to class, you trip down a flight of stairs and end up in a coma for 80 years and right before you wake up, the plug is accidentally pulled by a member of the hospital's janitorial staff...

I wish for total universal peace and harmony
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2008, 02:21:57 PM »
Your wish is granted!

As soon as there is peace, the universe comes to an end.  Then it restarts itself with insane creatures on its planets, all led by evil hamsters. 


I wish I had a photographic memory.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2008, 05:45:32 PM »
Your wish is granted!

Everything you see is like a picture in your mind! Unfortunately each time you blink, your memory is erased and replaced with a new picture of whatever you're looking at.

I wish I had a little brother.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2008, 05:52:11 PM »
YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!!

you're parents adopt a younger boy to be your brother...sadly, this is the same day you find out YOU were adopted yourself


I wish I had an HK-47 of my own
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2008, 01:48:46 PM »
WARK! Your Wish is Granted!

You receive all the parts to build your own HK-47, however after you turn him on you forgot to read the fine print that reads, "The HK-47 is A self-sentient killing machine and will turn on it's master."

(for those that didn't know, the HK-47 is from a star wars game. It's like a droid that murders everything)

I wish to live forever!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2008, 12:39:07 AM »
Wish granted!

You now have the gift of eternal life! Unfortunately, tomorrow, the world is going to end.

I wish I was a rock star
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2008, 06:23:44 AM »
Wish granted!!

Unfortunately you couldn't get through a single concert without the audience booing you.

I wish I could marry Abel Nightroad from Trinity Blood.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #42 on: April 19, 2008, 12:01:20 AM »
(that sounds like me playing guitar hero. XD I'm awful! )

WISH GRANTED!

However, on the wedding day, he leans in close to kiss you, smells bad breath and decides that it just wouldn't work out.

(remember, you said, I wish I COULD marry) (You could, but you didn't.) ^^

XD

I wish I had the power to control electricity!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2008, 10:43:32 AM »
WISH GRANTED!

YOU are now as bad-ass as any Sith Lord with your control over electricity...you find out the hard way however, that you have no control whatsoever over the fires you're lightning storms cause and end up barbecuing yourself...

I wish I had a Pet
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2008, 01:38:18 AM »
granted. you are now the prowd owner of a bunny. unfortunately, it breeds like all hell and soon the food supply runs short causing the bunnies to evolve into carnivorous beasts which devour the human race for nourishment.

i wish that my wishes do not have any negative effects.:)
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