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Offline Itinerant

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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #210 on: September 25, 2009, 06:04:46 PM »
Granted. You are now no longer an Irish or white potato (I didn't even know you were one!). You are now a Carotene 200.

I wish for a wish that doesn't have a horrible, twisted ending. (heh heh heh, try and corrupt that!)
You are what you eat... mmm, nuts!

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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #211 on: September 25, 2009, 11:16:17 PM »
Granted. You will die in your sleep of natural causes tonight. On the railroad track. And you won't be charged for the ride.

I wish Yuffie Kisaragi from Dirge of Cerberus married me.

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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #212 on: September 27, 2009, 10:53:51 PM »
Granted, but she has a heart attack and dies

I wish I had some bubble gum
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #213 on: September 29, 2009, 11:39:17 PM »
Granted - but it's ABC bubblegum (ABC = Already Been Chewed).

I wish I had a Death Note just like Kira.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #214 on: September 30, 2009, 09:22:44 AM »
Granted, but you find your name was written in the Death Note already, and you die of spontaneous combustion.

On an unrelated note, perhaps I should work on not being so awesome in bed. Then maybe Yuffie wouldn't have had her heart attack. :lol:

I wish I had a Life materia! I wants my Yuffiekins baaaack!

Offline namo

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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #215 on: October 09, 2009, 01:03:46 PM »
Granted, but you lack the mp to cast Life

I wish I wish I was a fish (more references...)
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #216 on: October 31, 2009, 04:25:01 PM »
Congratulations! You have turned into a Tuna ... sadly, you did this at a grocery store, were sold for slightly less than what you were worth and are now being cooked up

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener ...
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #217 on: November 05, 2009, 02:53:19 PM »
Granted, but you sat on the shelf in Super Walmart too long and got thrown out from being past the expiration date.

I wish people would frequent this forum more (go ahead, try to corrupt it)
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #218 on: November 05, 2009, 03:29:05 PM »
Granted, but the mods hate your guts for it and ban you.

I wish I didn't have to go to freakin' Candy Mountain...

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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #219 on: November 08, 2009, 03:40:53 PM »
Granted,

but then instead you're forced to go to the banana king, and all of your stuff is robbed.

I wish I could sew a cosplay costume.


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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #220 on: November 08, 2009, 04:43:05 PM »
Granted, but you sew it onto your body, and therefore you can never take it off. Good luck getting a job!

I wish I didn't fail at life (seriously).

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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #221 on: November 10, 2009, 10:35:41 AM »
You no longer fail at life ... and yet you still fail ... in general ... and it is EPIC

I wish I wish I was a fish
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #222 on: December 03, 2009, 01:40:37 PM »
Granted but you get banned for repeating a wish already asked... on this very page...

I wish I would more frequently check this forum...
Picture is me from Otakon.... I didn't really have any decent pictures at all <_<
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