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Offline Enma Daio

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Your Wish is Granted
« on: February 28, 2008, 02:45:19 AM »
I've seen this on another forum and had to put it here...I think it was here for a while...so, here's how the game works, you make a wish andthe next person responds by granting that wish...but then giving it a horrible twist...here's an example!

EnmaDaioclone#1: I wish I had a nice pastromi sandwich [posted first]

EnmaDaioclone #2: You're wish is granted however, you're 'nice sandwich' has a vengeful lover who finds you and stomps your face into the curb to avenge it's fallen lover...

I wish I could Fly! [posted second]

EnmaDaioClone#3: GRANTED! Saddly, the US government saw you flying around a heavily populated area and, thinking you a threat to safety and security, shot you down...I WISH I WERE A FIREMEN! [etc...]

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So, HERE IS MY FIRST WISH!

I wish I had several clones to do my evil bidding...
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 09:30:07 AM »
Wish granted!

Sadly the clones were so evil though they killed you for being not evil enough.

I wish I had the ability to stop time!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 11:49:51 AM »
Wish granted!

Unfortunately you can only stop it for 3/10ths of a second so all you have time to do is make your watch fast little by little.

I wish I could use magic!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 02:27:35 PM »
Wish granted!

Saddly, your new abilities got you noticed by darker sorcerers, who used their superior skills to transform you into a roach and the only spells you know that could help you need to be spoken out loud

I wish I could breath underwater...
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #4 on: February 29, 2008, 12:58:34 AM »
Wish granted!

You can now "breath" underwater, but only once due to your typo. :3

I wish I could teleport!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #5 on: February 29, 2008, 09:27:20 AM »
Wish granted.

Let's just say you don't want to know where you teleported too. It involves lizards, coat hangers and astro lube.

I wish for people to throw money at me!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2008, 10:31:27 AM »
Wish granted.

Unfortunately for you, the money is wrapped around bricks, all of which hit you in the head and give you brain damage, thereby getting you admitted to the psychiactric ward at the hospital, so you cannot spend the money anyway.

I wish I could morph into anything I want to.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2008, 12:18:58 AM »
Wish granted!

You can now morph into anything you want to but you can't change back.

I wish I didn't exist.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2008, 01:09:51 AM »
Wished granted!

Unfortunately your concepts of Non-existence keep you exactly where you are, in a world where no one sees you, where you don't exist. (ouch, bite, sting.....harsh)

I wish to create.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 08:32:47 PM »
Wish Granted.

Sadly you create a few atom bombs on accident can't destroy them they blow up sploding you.

I wish for the ability to freely alter my appearance.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 02:29:29 AM »
Wish Granted!

Sadly, you altered your appearance so many times you thought you could steal things and get away with it. You were wrong, caught, and now alter your appearance for the Cell Mates Talent Show.

I wish I could understand all Languages.  Wark!
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2008, 05:01:57 PM »
Wish Grated!
You can understand all languages, but you also go deaf so it does you no good (well, 'cept for sign language)

I wish for chocolate! (Hey, I think that's a good thing to wish for!)
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2008, 05:37:14 PM »
Wish granted!

Did I mention it's chocolate materia?! Unfortunately, you've suddenly developed a terrible allergy to it. D: You have my sympathies.

I wish for a new job! (LOL REAL LIFE.)
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2008, 08:55:14 PM »
Wish Granted!

You just got a new job at a high school, working as a cafeteria lady. You like it? Apparently the previous lunch lady doesn't like you so...

I wish for a pencil.
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Re: Your Wish is Granted
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2008, 09:35:02 PM »
You get a pencil with just half a millimeter of lead in it, so it doesn't do you much good.


I wish for hot, steamy...
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um, rice, yeah, that's it, I wish for rice.
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