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The Best Worst Game Ever
« on: March 23, 2007, 04:00:19 AM »
The Best Worst Game Ever???

Easy one.

Gotta be Tales of Symphonia.

Why you ask?

Well, simply put the only reason on this damned planet that I even play this game is because the battle system pulls it out of the already gaping hole that just the CHARACTERS make. All of the characters are literally retarded. They repeat sh*t that was said to them like 5 minutes before like 5 times, only to still say, "OMG! Who is the leader of the Cruxis!" when Yggdrasill was like, "I am the leader of the Cruxis and the Desians!". I like the thought of the storyline, the whole Angels theme, but the game kills it. The games' storyline seems like it's just a conglomerate of like every other game that even had to do remotely with Square and or Squenix. Another of it's high points is the Tech Chart. Oh, and the Voiceovers just make me laugh, though they're 
not bad.

PS - This game has my most favorite multiplayer battle system, although in my opinion it only has two flaws. The fact that you could'nt move as freely as you should have been able to; and the fact that the camera only focuses on the first player, so the second player has difficulty seeing when ever he is off-screen.

PS2 (haha Kisuke) - We just got to Tethe'alla and got Prisea and Zelos.

But in my opinion, this game is Buckets.

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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2007, 10:14:53 PM »
Buckets indeed my friend.  And we kicked Kratos' ass yo!  We weren't even suppose to!
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2007, 10:48:22 PM »
XD I just got back from a convention, and there was a panel called "The Ten Worst Video Games (that you probably like)". Here was the order:

#10: Donkey Kong Country
#9: Shenmue
#8: Madden NFL
#7: GTA Vice City and San Andreas
#6 Honorable Mention: Tattoo Artist
#6: Rise of the Robots
#5: World of Warcraft
#4: Sonic Adventure 2
#3: Harvester
#2 Honorable Mention: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
#2: Link: The Faces of Evil

And then there was a TIE for #1. #1b was there because it was the spawn of #1a.

#1b: Kingdom Hearts 2
#1a: Final Fantasy VII.

There was much booing and hissing throughout the entire panel, but not so much as at the end. However, I, in my Rinoa costume, gave Mr. Panelman a very big hug because finally, someone ELSE doesn't like FF7. ♥
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2007, 03:47:54 PM »
Hahaha. However. KH2 Final Mix is gonna be the shiza. IT LOOKS SWEET!!!
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2007, 07:16:02 PM »
Hellz yeah. FFVIII beats the s**t out of FFVII.

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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2007, 07:18:49 PM »
S**t yeah! Tell it like it is preacher!! FFVIII (and IX) kicked the crap out of silly ol' VII
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2007, 08:43:41 PM »
Lol sooo many people probaly wanted to beat up the people who created that list. FFXII i can understand because it is the most OVERATED GAME EVER!!!! but KH2?? I mean cmon, who doesnt love KH2?? No one!! Thats who
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2007, 11:10:57 PM »
I can't wait. You get to battle Roxas, and the Knight from the trailer and apparently he's harder than Sephiroth by TONS.
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2007, 02:45:42 AM »
There was much booing and hissing throughout the entire panel, but not so much as at the end. However, I, in my Rinoa costume, gave Mr. Panelman a very big hug because finally, someone ELSE doesn't like FF7. ♥
It's not bad...but it's not worth the hype it's gotten, definatly not.

My top of the list would be Secret of Evermore.

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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2007, 11:12:49 AM »
YES!  FFVII as number one!  (one B, but w/e...still #1!) 

Oh, how I despise that game...

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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2007, 07:14:22 PM »
Isn't there suppost to be a third coming out Soon? :shock:
For KH I mean.
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2007, 11:15:41 PM »
That's what I heard. God help us all. XD
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2007, 09:48:39 PM »
Meh I put Dead Or Alive Beach Volley Ball on my the chart.

It's fun for a little bit, gets old, gets aggrivating, gets sexually frustrating, you buy MORE bathing suits, feel gay, by the end of it you're just "AWE %@#%@#%" and jumping across little floating things on the pool.


Seriously, It's probably the worse game ever, morally and gamelly, but eh..


I don't need to speak reasons of why it's the best, worst game.


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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2007, 11:46:23 AM »
Isn't there suppost to be a third coming out Soon? :shock:
For KH I mean.

Yeah, there's actually two more games scheduled to be released.  KHIII (which is really like a prequel thing supposedly), and KH: Final Mix (not exactly sure what this one's all about, but I know you get to go up against the entire Org. XIII, so its win in my book).  Unfortunately KH: Final Mix won't be coming over to America b/c Disney doesn't want to have to pay Square or something like that.  I dunno...its something along those lines.  The series isn't worth the money Disney puts into it or something. 

There's rumors its being sold over to Warner Bros. too.  So look for Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in the next KH  x3
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Re: The Best Worst Game Ever
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 06:20:35 PM »
There's rumors its being sold over to Warner Bros. too.  So look for Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in the next KH  x3
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WHAAAAAAT. If there were ever a chance that I'd play Kingdom Hearts, it's gone now.
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