Well, if I knew of some get rich quick scheme that makes you rich quick...
I'd eat fillet mignon seven times a day,
Have bathtubs filled with Perrier.
What can I say? That is the life!
I'd buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood,
I'd hire somebody to chew my food.
Be an upwardly mobile dude. That is the life!
( Hope you Weird Al Yankovic fans got a kick out of that.
And for those who don't recognize the song, look
here )