...Lest she starts writing parody songs. xD
Fishing for Ramen - "1996" (To the tune of Bowling for Soup - "1985")
Fanboy got Dragonball,
Made sure to watch it all,
One garage kit a day,
Got high on model spray,
Mech posters on his door,
Couldn't even see the floor,
Never went to Japan
What happened to his plan?
He was gonna be a seiyuu,
He was gonna be a star,
Gonna get a replica
Of Nekki Basara's guitar
His desk job 8 to 3
Is now the enemy
No more D&D nights
And nothin', has been, all right
Since Akira, Gokudo
Way before Naruto
There was Van's Escaflowne
And Sailor Moon on USA
The newbies in high school
They tell us that we're uncool
But we've had our Asian fix
Since 19, 19, 1996!
We've seen all the classics,
Every line we know
Kenshin, The Slayers, too,
Even Nadesico!
We sang Sana's rap,
Knew all the guys of SMAP,
Thought we'd get a hand,
On a member of Priss's band!
Where's the bikinis made of tiger?
And who's the Tenchi clone out screaming bloody murder?
When did that OAV...become TV?
Whatever happened to: tape trades, cel shades, in the decade
Since Akira, Gokudo
Way before Naruto
There was Van's Escaflowne
And Sailor Moon on USA
The newbies in high school
They tell us that we're uncool
But we've had our Asian fix
Since 19, 19, 1996!
We hate cuts, make them stop,
When did wine and beer become tea and pop?
And when did One Piece start with a rap song?
Make 4Kids...stop, stop, STOP!
And show Akira, Gokudo
Way before Naruto
There was Van's Escaflowne
And Sailor Moon on USA
The newbies in high school
They tell us that we're uncool
But we've had our Asian fix
Since 1996!
Akira, Gokudo
Way before Naruto
There was Van's Escaflowne
And Sailor Moon on USA
The newbies in high school
They tell us that we're uncool
But we've had our Asian fix
Since 19, 19, 1996!
