Harry Potter Books

[Orna]

I don't know why Harry was so surprised when his name came out of the Goblet. Really, with all the crap that happened to him in the past three years, he should have expected it. XD

(Again, the Weasley twins' trying to beat the system was great.)

Yeah..  that is so neat--I want to grow a beard like that!  (ok, not really. I'm not one for having facial hair)

[Onion O' DOOM!]

Goblet: GiNnY WeAsLeY....

Harry: wtf?

[Venus, Queen of Faeries]

Harry: :::throws a tantrum::: This is MY story, Ginny! >_<#

[Onion O' DOOM!]

Ginny: not anymore you selfish bastard! *pulls harry's pants down and runs away with the book*

[Venus, Queen of Faeries]

Harry: :::dies because Cho saw all of that:::
Hermione: >.o :::cleans it up with a wave of her wand:::
Ron: :::makes out with Hermione!:::

[Orna]

Hermione: Really Ron, you aren't supposed to do it like that!  You're supposed to slowly caress my tongue like this.
Ron: *embarassed, but tries*
Hermoine:  No, no no.  Like this--check out this book. 
Ron: *still tries*
Hermoine:  No, it's like this--like you are caressing a chocolate frog.
Ron: *annoyed, gives up*  Fine then, you do it!

[Warky]

now while I expect the topic of the thread not to stay on topic....

I didn't expect this....

XD

You guys make me laugh all the time. It's the greatest. This forum kicks butt! ^_^

oh and hermione and harry should be together IMO
^_^

[Onion O' DOOM!]

Someone has an icon on LJ that shows Ron with a stupified expression on his face, the icon says "Ron dies", it's a flase spoiler, but it's hilarious. I'll see if I can find it.

Edit: found it! http://www.livejournal.com/users/klobber/

[Venus, Queen of Faeries]

oh and hermione and harry should be together IMO

Yay, ship debate!!! Spill, Warky. Why Harry/Hermione?

(Three words: Potter. Puppet. Pals. XD)

[Orna]

oh and hermione and harry should be together IMO

Yay, ship debate!!! Spill, Warky. Why Harry/Hermione?

(Three words: Potter. Puppet. Pals. XD)

Have you seen both of them??
 
[Bothering Snape]
Dumbledore:  Now where did Snape go?  And more importantly, where the hell am I?
*Dumbledore goes beneath the stage*
Dumbledore: Naked time!!
*Dumbledore dances naked to the beat*

*snickerfit*

[Trouble at Hogwarts]
Ron: Hogwarts is so much fun!
Hermoine: I love to learn.
Harry: I love magic!
Ron: I love you Hermy!
Dumbledore: I've got bad news kids.
Ron, Harry, Hermoine together: Oh no, what is it?
Dumbledore: The Dark Lord Voldemort is attacking Hogwarts.
Ron, Harry, Hermoine together:  *indrawn breath* What will we do?
Dumbledore: I don't know.  *leaves*

So great.  Here are my takes on ships: Ron/Hermoine, Harry/Ginny.

[ShikamaCHU]

I like ships...Like the ones in all those cool pirate movies...Or maybe the flying kind....

No anyway, Ill stick with my 'Everyone had better just stay friends' Ship. (Yeah so it's a ghost ship and I'm the skeleton captain. I'd tell you to shoot me If I hadn't already drowned)
That way all the messy complicates stuff isn't messy and complicated unless the fans want to make it that way.


<harmless speculations I have no feelings on whatsoever:>
Wasn't the Harry/Hermione ship blasted to pieces by the British naval (bellybutton) and sunk burning ice titanic style in the fourth book?
Not like it really matters mind you.....

If I HAD to pick any ship or I'd be butchered by amoeba in frightening ways wth a toothpick...

I'd pick the Lockhart/Mirror ship. Or perhaps the...the....Uh....'Vivi makes a Cameo appearance/Ron's Brother's dragons' Ship.

I'm a Pacifist. Whatever the author decides is good, because it's HER story. There’s a probably a reason for it and it’s not like It’s all that important ANYWAY

(the reason I’m being so defensive is because the latest book has made a HUGE uproar in some of the LJ communities. I just don’t see the point….)

[Venus, Queen of Faeries]

Orna: Of course I've seen both of them! XD I saw someone with a "Bother!" shirt at AnimeNEXT and squealed like a fangirl.

Ron's my favorite... awww... so cute. The fact that Rupert Grint is absolutely ADORABLE in his role adds to this. "Ready? SHOOT HIM!" and then they do, and you can hear Ron go "Die, die, die!" in the madness.

Seriously, why does no one just shoot this guy? From behind? No one said it had to be fair! It's Voldemort for the love of cheese!

Ships: Ron/Hermione. I'm there with you on that. I just don't see Harry and Ginny. Somehow, I don't think Ron'll be too pleased with his best friend and his sister dating. Not to mention Ginny's got SIX older brothers who'd keep her away from any and all boys until she's like, forty, if given the proper chance. XD

[ShikamaCHU]

Ha ha ha (foresees a zillion red haired boys pounding Harry into the ground when he gets less than three feet away "I was JUST trying to get some lint off her hair!" "Get eaten by rabid Mandrakes!" 'How dare you!?" "Harry, I thought you were my FRIEND!").....I don't really see Harry/Ginny either.....I just don't see how it'd work out...

My favorites happen to e the Weasly Twins. 'Cause they're fun, followed closely by Ron (he IS cute, in fact, Chizuru has a poster and a personal autograph from him...Apparently, she mailed him a letter and he wrote back...Isn't that the sweetest thing EVER? Just...AWWWWWW.)
Ron's just cool....

And Hedwig...Hedwig is the Fez.

[composer390]

HAHA! I personally enjoy Hermione:)

[Ameria-chan]

[Trouble at Hogwarts]
Ron: Hogwarts is so much fun!
Hermoine: I love to learn.
Harry: I love magic!
Ron: I love you Hermy!
Dumbledore: I've got bad news kids.
Ron, Harry, Hermoine together: Oh no, what is it?
Dumbledore: The Dark Lord Voldemort is attacking Hogwarts.
Ron, Harry, Hermoine together:  *indrawn breath* What will we do?
Dumbledore: I don't know.  *leaves*

So great.  Here are my takes on ships: Ron/Hermoine, Harry/Ginny.[/color][/font]

Actually, Ron says "I love you, Harry!" and then Harry is like "...Um..."

>D